8 surefire ways to get your unofficial Aussie citizenship — Everybody loves Australians. Except New Zealanders. Regardless, we are a wonderful people — Miranda Kerr, Hugh Jackman, Elle MacPherson, the Hemsworths, Nicole Kidman, Nichola Scurry. You’re probably tired of being an American or a Brit so why not become an honourable Aussie? Take a break from broken healthcare, Brexit and…