Got No Friends and Your Wedding’s Coming Up?

Never fear, you can rent a bridesmaid

Nichola Scurry

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Surreal street art of a woman wearing a blue hat.
A professional bridesmaid can add the glamour to your wedding that your real friends lack. Photo by me.

You have the social skills to meet someone who wants to marry you but not to make friends worthy of joining your bridal party. Or maybe you had a huge fight with your best friend. Or maybe she died. Not to worry, you can hire a professional bridesmaid.

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Nichola Scurry

Australian human living in Barcelona, writing mostly about popular culture with a twist of quirky. If you like my writing, I like coffee. ko-fi.com/nicscurry